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[nny]

If I don't turn up tonight, kids, it's because I'm dehydrated and overly warm and I think I'm going to puke. I've also had headaches and neck pains the past couple of days, also I can't sleep. Not. Happy.

Oh, and my hands and arms and eyes hurt!

Differential diagnosis, people?

Fucking House. It's making me paranoid. XD

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[darthrami.livejournal.com]

WATERWATERWATERWATERWATER.

And in conclusion, water.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Water makes me want to puke more immediately.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

That'll often happen if you're too dehydrated. Not good, not good at all.

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seriously, that's really likely to be the dehydration. I got that when I was sick. Take it slow and drink as much as you can. A tiny sip every minute is better than downing a glass and then throwing up.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Gatorade or infant formula might work better. Something with electrolytes in it.

[djcati.livejournal.com]

*pulls up a whiteboard and finds a marker pen*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Haahahhahaha thank you for that icon.

Well if the show's to be believed, I'll be treated before they know what it is, I'll get worse, nearly die, there'll be some witty banter, my mother will yell at House, I'll nearly die again, and then something entirely unrelated like someone wearing a snoopy watch will lead to the key to my problem.

I'm hoping we can skip it and I can just get better.

Oh, I forgot. There will be dramatic 'the treatment is KILLING HER!' and cane fondling, too.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

And some serious sex looks between Wilson and House and House and Chase and House and Foreman and House and pretty much everyone in a lab coat ...

And you'd miss all that, because you'll be on a drip. STOP BEING ILL, 'NNY!

[djcati.livejournal.com]

Oh! Those too! How could I forget those?

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

You don't.

Then you start having dreams about them.

Then when your boyfriend tries to get into bed you throw him out with a sleepy mutter of "you're not Hugh Laurie. Get out of my BED."

... Obviously this is purely hypothetical and has never happened to me ever and certainly not TWICE

[djcati.livejournal.com]

I thought it was appropriate. So's this one.

How could you forget the cane fondling? And what about the tossing of the ball? Don't forget the ball.

I need to catch up on House. I started series 2, then burnt the episodes to DVD and promptly lost them.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

... I wonder just how many people have experienced the same problem, with watching House --> worried thoughts of DOOM.

I mean, I know it happened to me...

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

For some bizarre reason watching House just makes me less worried. Because all illnesses are fictional!

[i-blues-joo.livejournal.com]

It might be vasculitis.