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Dear Gmail:

KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS!

I have decided it is aluminium. But not pronounced properly! No, no indeed. My ass is aloooooooooooominum. I have an aloooooooooooominum ass. Shiny and alliterative! With many handy attachments, all of which I present to your waiting non-lips. I may even wiggle it a little.

In case the point has passed you by, dazzled as you are by the shiny, WORK, DAMMIT!

Ta, luv.

Nny
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