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Dear Gmail:

KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS!

I have decided it is aluminium. But not pronounced properly! No, no indeed. My ass is aloooooooooooominum. I have an aloooooooooooominum ass. Shiny and alliterative! With many handy attachments, all of which I present to your waiting non-lips. I may even wiggle it a little.

In case the point has passed you by, dazzled as you are by the shiny, WORK, DAMMIT!

Ta, luv.

Nny

Date: 2006-08-02 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nepheliad.livejournal.com
You should change your AIM to 'aluminium ass.'

I would love it for ever and always.

Date: 2006-08-02 01:01 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] cow.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure there's a kink for that; maybe that's what the Google people have been desiring...

Date: 2006-08-02 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unravels.livejournal.com
*snickers, dazzled by the shiny*

Sorry - it's 1 am and I am not supposed to be getting wireless up here but I AM and I don't know what to do with myself. *flails*

Shutting down and going to bed is what I should be doing. This is one of the getting-up-at-6am evenings. Tralalalalala. *sigh*

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