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Aug. 21st, 2006 03:21 pmI just saw Firewall, which is really quite a dreadful film. I mean, I'm not enormously fond of action movies anyway, and Harrison Ford does tend to detract from them rather, but it's not even a good film of its type.
Then again, it has Paul Bettany. Being evil, and British. And quite possibly shagging Nikolaj Coster Waldau again; Russell Crowe should keep an eye on the competition.
I think probably my favourite moment was when the PA person said "You know, you're the only banker I've met who drinks tea."
See, Harrison? If you were a real man you'd kill someone with a teapot, not a lameass cafetiere.
Yup. This is only one for the truly desperate-for-a-fix Bettany fans, I'm afraid.
I'll probably watch it again this evening.
:D?
Then again, it has Paul Bettany. Being evil, and British. And quite possibly shagging Nikolaj Coster Waldau again; Russell Crowe should keep an eye on the competition.
I think probably my favourite moment was when the PA person said "You know, you're the only banker I've met who drinks tea."
See, Harrison? If you were a real man you'd kill someone with a teapot, not a lameass cafetiere.
Yup. This is only one for the truly desperate-for-a-fix Bettany fans, I'm afraid.
I'll probably watch it again this evening.
:D?
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Date: 2006-08-21 05:44 pm (UTC)I...do not actually remember most of the plot details. I mean, the big stuff, sure, but when I try to focus on details all I remember is that Harrison Ford ended up stealing all the money with a jury-rigged device that included his daughter's iPod.
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Date: 2006-08-21 05:48 pm (UTC)It's all... bank bank bank guns running! bank oooh Paulinnasuit bank Nikolajlookin'fiiiiine bank bank ooh iPod! Peeeeanuts bank OHNOFAMILYDEAD! no, family not dead money stealing OOH IT'S ELTON FROM CLUELESS! More bank Paul doin' the hot angry-mouth thing DOG! stupid shooting explosions FIGHT and Paul deaded.
There. I summarise magnificently.
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Date: 2006-08-21 06:06 pm (UTC)I remember that part!
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Date: 2006-08-21 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-21 10:56 pm (UTC)And I scoff at Russell's competition. I mean, come on. That stubble is pathetic. You can't even tell it's there without a magnifying glass. And really, Paul, can you seriously resist this sadface (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/ljpixx/russ/mags/HSIE2-4-06pic1a.jpg) for longer than ten seconds?
*considers*
*ICONS*
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Date: 2006-08-21 10:58 pm (UTC)WENCH!
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Date: 2006-08-21 11:18 pm (UTC)