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[nny]

While watching RotK:


Aragorn: *goes out to stand by Legolas*
Legolas: The stars are shrouded (or something).
Sister: Wow. They must be, like, the most boring people to hang out with EVER.
Me: Nah, I think it's just an Aragorn thing. They're trying to make him go away. It's like... oh shit! It's Aragorn! Um... Hey Aragorn. The skyyyy is bleeeeeding.
Aragorn: Ooh...kay. I'm gonna go talk to Gandalf now, Legolas.
Legolas: Mmkay!
Gandalf: - so there I was, with five hobbits, two dwarfs and an Oliphaunt, no one knows where the hell my pants are -
Aragorn: Hey, Gandalf!
Gandalf: Oh. Aragorn. Er... The enemy's eye is moving. Soon it will be upon us.
Aragorn: ...you guys suck.

Comments

[moons-storm.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Very good theory. *concurs*

[raggedass-road.livejournal.com]

Gandalf: - so there I was, with five hobbits, two dwarfs and an Oliphaunt, no one knows where the hell my pants are -

lol. fuck! That's too funny! And just the kind of story you don't really want to hear the rest of anyway!

[flyakate]

*cracks up*

Clearly, the fear the unwashed Emo *nods*

[chains-of-irony.livejournal.com]

Gandalf: - so there I was, with five hobbits, two dwarfs and an Oliphaunt, no one knows where the hell my pants are -

Behold! Hunter S. Gandalf. Also, good theory.