nny | (no subject)

So this enormous beetle came into my room last night. It zoomed around the ceiling for a bit, and then landed on my duvet, and that thing has a grip. I was finally reduced to yelling incoherently and beating it against the wall, whereupon it disappeared somewhere behind the chest of drawers. And now it's just decided to be annoying. It's wandering around my room and cackling, occasionally tripping over books with a thump and making me jump out of my skin.

People?

I finally have an arch nemesis.

Maaaahvellous.

(Dammit, I need a Stephen Maturin of my very own so he can tell me what it's thinking.)