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Volunteers please?

I need someone to come over to my house, unplug my internet, stop me reading fanfic and watching episodes of SG:A and sit on my head until I write some of the McShep AUs that are completely taking over my brain. Seriously, I have plots, I have quotes, I have themes for bloody similes and metaphors for one of 'em, and I'm still not writing anything. SO FRUSTRATING.

Tea-making skills a plus.

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[sumerianhaze.livejournal.com]

I would come over and sit on your head but then I'd start singing inappropriate Monty Python and you'd have to stab me, many many times. It would then be socially awkward in future for you to explain away the bloodstains and the funny smell emanating from under the floorboards.

Also your tea would get cold.