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I just went to superdrug and bought nailvarnish and hair wax stuff. I now have black nails with sparkly pink tips because I have far too much time on my hands and it's raining. I also bought the Prestige because Blockbusters is an evil place and full of distractions.

One of the hair things I got - buy one get one free, oh how you confuse me - is one of those putty type 'just got out of bed' ones. Which is just... when I have just got out of bed, I tend to have hair that is unattractively flat on one side, sticking up on the other, and which has scored itself into lines on my cheek. This is an attractive look, now? What they mean to say but don't, of course, is that it is supposed to look like 'just got out of bed AFTER SHAGGING'. Which I haven't, of course, but it's nice to have a fantasy life.

More things should have 'AFTER SHAGGING' as an unspoken addendum, don't you think?

I think I need tea. I've only had two giant mug fulls today.

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[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Haha, yeah, after-actual-sleep hair tends to not be a look most people would want to emulate.

And the only thing better than AFTER SHAGGING to put after every sentence is WITH SEXY RESULTS! This especially works with blurbs. "And existential treatise on man's inner nature and the struggle of one modern young woman to understand her role in the universe... WITH SEXY RESULTS!"