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[nny]

...actually using the phrase 'magical healing cock' in a fic would be morally wrong, right?

*headdesks*

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[fahye.livejournal.com]

*straight face*

I think magical healing cocks are allowed as long as they are inherently ironic.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Well it would be Rodney saying it...

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, that's perfectly all right then. To strip Rodney's voice of irony (well...sarcasm. also acceptable.) you'd have to dip it something very, very acidic.

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

What she said! If it's Rodney then you can get away with some really outrageous lines.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

ACTIVATE VEIL OF IRONY and you'll be just dandy.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Wow, suddenly the power rangers are in my head.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

NO MAGICAL HEALING POWER RANGER COCK.

[tropes.livejournal.com]

...What.

Please tell me this is in Fic of Doom.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA NO!

No, this is for something else entirely.

Also? OMG LOOK (http://userpic.livejournal.com/51658992/446497)!!!!!

[tropes.livejournal.com]

WHAT.

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

"Oh god, the last thing that's going to help is sex, Sheppard! I am not at all ready to deal with your supposedly 'magical healing cock!"

Sheppard wouldn't be convinced, though, I'm sure he'd be quite confident in the healing power of his magical cock. His cock could even help people ascend. Ascend WITH BLISS!

[liz666.livejournal.com]

On so many levels but it would be excellent. Rodney yes?

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

I'm confused. By "morally wrong" do you mean "oh so right and good"? Because if so, then yep.

[unravels.livejournal.com]

...

*cracks up*

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU TO THE POWER OF INFINITY. BWAHAHAH!!!

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

Was it attached to a unicorn?

[wanderingwidget.livejournal.com]

No it would not be wrong!

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[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

Weeeeellll....

Possibly not if it were in reference to Oriental traditional medicine/philosophy ?

Great, now I have the urge to DO this. No, no, no...