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No glee about Noel Fielding, by the way, is complete without me uploading Midfielding yet again.

I realise most of my flist has probably had this forced upon them at some time or another. IT IS WORTH PIMPING AGAIN.

I love animals, I'm always talking about animals, I love 'em. But the thing is, you know, whenever you see animals on telly it's always the show-off animals, yeah? It's always the leopards and panthers, crocodiles, lions milling about going 'Oh, I'm very good, I'm on everything' and it really makes me annoyed, you know, I mean what about the British animals, the British mammals, yeah? What about the musk rat, or the tiny northern root-vole with his banjo and hat made of elastic bands? Who's representing him? No one, that's who. I was furious, so I went 'round all the heavily wooded regions in England, I went 'round with a small pamphlet recruiting like a huge slave rebellion. I was like Spartacus. I was there going 'Okay, we're gonna go to Africa and we're gonna kick their asses.' And I got a huge sort of tiny mammal slave rebellion and they were all wearing tunics and rummaging around Greece. Well, Kent...

Midfielding by Midfield General feat. Noel Fielding