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Dec. 11th, 2007 06:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyGive me two characters from different fandoms you know I’m familiar with, and I’ll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.
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jezrana because I'd rather do ANYTHING than work, right now.
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jezrana because I'd rather do ANYTHING than work, right now.
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Date: 2007-12-11 06:47 pm (UTC)*cheerful*
I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 07:08 pm (UTC)Rodney grabbed the - the - okay, he was not going to call it a flux capacitor, whatever Sheppard said. He grabbed the artifact away from the girl and barely suppressed the urge to stick his own tongue out in return.
"It's not what you think," she said helpfully.
"Because you can understand Ancient technology on an intuitive level, of course," he answered, in his most withering tone. Sheppard was going to pay for this - leaving Rodney here to babysit while he was off trying to out-laconic the captain.
"She's not what you think, either," she continued, never staying still, peeking at him from behind her hair. He had a sudden clear flash of Jeannie at thirteen years old, and he had to fight the urge to carefully tuck long hair behind the girl's ear and tell her that the adults would stop fighting soon and everything would be okay. He snapped his fingers fast, instead, trying to remember what it was he was trying to find.
"The answer to everything," said a soft voice, right next to his ear, and he almost fell over as he turned to face her.
"Well that one's easy."
Rodney turned back to the artifact, faintly embarrassed at the sarcasm to self pity ratio in that. Vaguely wishing that things really were as simple as six times seven.
"Not prime," she said, and gave him one of her good smiles.
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Date: 2007-12-11 07:55 pm (UTC)Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 08:05 pm (UTC)Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 08:22 pm (UTC)Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 08:25 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 2007-12-11 08:06 pm (UTC)And idly hoping this gives you a plotbunny for continuing this, but only idly!:D :D :D
Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 08:24 pm (UTC)uper, down*I've already been asked for more. Sigh.
XD
Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 08:43 pm (UTC)I am not asking. I am just, you know, expressing my potential glee should more result!
*sidles off to give cookies to Patty*
Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 08:57 pm (UTC)Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 09:19 pm (UTC)Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 08:47 pm (UTC)And I was going to ask for Aziraphale and Rodney but someone beat me to it. *grins*
You can change mine to Ten and Rodney if you'd like. ;)
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Date: 2007-12-11 08:49 pm (UTC)Too late.
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Date: 2007-12-11 08:25 pm (UTC)Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-11 08:31 pm (UTC)Re: I am unable to go ENTIRELY without backstory. Sorry.
Date: 2007-12-14 03:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 06:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 07:24 pm (UTC)"You haven't worked that one out, yet?" Rodney swirled his - unexpectedly excellent, actually, for the mess - coffee and smirked a little. "That one's so you won't know what he's thinking."
"Oh." A lengthy sip of tea, a faint line between the man's eyebrows. "Is that so?"
"It doesn't work against my keen powers of observation, of course," Rodney continued smugly. "When you've known Sheppard as long as I have, bonded over gunfights and near death experiences and terrible injuries - " He contemplated the cut on his finger with no little satisfaction.
"...Sheppard?"
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Date: 2007-12-13 07:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 06:52 pm (UTC):D?
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Date: 2007-12-11 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 09:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 08:56 pm (UTC)"What in the good gorram hell is a ship doing on my ship?"
"Méi guānxi, Captain, everything's shiny," and Kaylee sounded kinda antsy which made sense considering it was looking awful like she'd been letting strangers onboard again. One of the men standing with her was staring up at him coolly while the other didn't even do him the courtesy of the appropriate awed attention. He was tapping away quickly at some antique kind of computer, making faces like the primary buffer panel just fell off his ship for no good reason. Not that Mal was holding grudges, now.
"I'm thinking you and I have a different interpretation of 'shiny', little Kaylee," and he pulled out his gun in one smooth motion, pointing it directly at the one with the better hair.
"We're not here to make any trouble," the guy said, spreading his hands and twitching his mouth into a smirk, one that Mal could better in his sleep if it came to it.
"Seems to me like that's in your favour, considering the situation." The distinctive click of Jayne's biggest-ass gun came from somewhere over to the left of him, and the stranger's smile wavered just a little.
"Look," he said, slower than any human being had a right to speak, "I'm Lt. Colonel John Sheppard, this is Rodney McKay, and we're just - "
"Peaceful explorers, take us to your leader," the other one snapped, ignoring the trained guns in favour of poking Sheppard's arm. "This can't be right, Sheppard. Far be it from me to say that I can't work it out, but - " he resumed tapping. "This can't be right."
"Can I shoot 'em?" Jayne, which was no great surprise, but he had to admit that the answer wasn't exactly from an expected direction.
"No you cannot. Do you have any idea how important my brain is to the fate of the Pegasus galaxy, the Milky Way, Earth?"
"...where, now?" Jayne again.
Mal appreciated him taking all the stupid questions.
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Date: 2007-12-11 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 09:26 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 2007-12-11 09:30 pm (UTC):D
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Date: 2007-12-11 09:29 pm (UTC)Yes!
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Date: 2007-12-11 09:30 pm (UTC)*with great dignity, of course*
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Date: 2007-12-11 09:27 pm (UTC)Eeeeeee!
Date: 2007-12-11 09:35 pm (UTC)I'm at work or I'd be squeeing out loud (a lot) and bouncing and smiling waaay more than I am now. My smile is being hidden because trying to explain my glee to my co-workers? um. Hah.
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Date: 2007-12-13 10:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-12-11 08:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-13 07:17 pm (UTC)The woman came towards him briskly, hand outstretched, and Rodney took it and shook it and only then thought to correct her, taken rather aback by the incredibly British accent.
"It's Dr McKay. Dr Rodney McKay. And - why am I here?"
She blinked at him blankly for a moment or two, then refocused.
"Dr, yes, of course. Terribly sorry but we don't tend to do that here, you see."
"Do - what?" Rodney's scowl was deepening, seriously not liking how prone she seemed to be to knocking him off balance.
"Well - " she smiled, kindly. "A Muggle education is really awfully useful, of course, in many ways, but it's not really - " she stopped, laughed lightly. "I mean, just imagine if I'd gone to Oxford or Cambridge like my parents had planned!"
"Yes," said Rodney, a vein in his temple starting to throb. "Just imagine."
"Still, I'm sure you'll manage to be helpful," she went on breezily, and Rodney clenched his hands into fists. "On calculations, measurements, what have you."
"Look," said Rodney, remarkably calmly considering, "who are you? Why the hell am I here?"
"Hermione Granger," she said, in a tone which suggested he really ought to have known that but she'd take care not to hold it against him. "You do have clearance to be here?"
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Date: 2007-12-13 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 08:52 pm (UTC)... shut up it is so a fandom.
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Date: 2007-12-13 07:30 pm (UTC)The man stopped pacing abruptly, a smile dawning on his face, and I took the opportunity to close the door gently behind myself and walk over to where Carstairs lounged.
"Another of your experiments?"
There were wires and strange pieces of machinery scattered about the circle that appeared burnt into the floorboards - Mrs Winters would no doubt be horrified - and Carstairs had the satisfied glow of an idea brought successfully to fruition.
"I suppose technically it would be cheating," the odd man was muttering now, smile slowly growing, "but the theories that could be named after me..."
"He's barely taken breath since he arrived," Carstairs told me, steepled fingers resting lightly against his lower lip. "Do you suppose we can teach him tricks?"
"For Heaven's sake, Carstairs," I exclaimed, "you're not keeping him."
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Date: 2007-12-13 07:31 pm (UTC)Oh you're the king, the daddy and the pervy uncle all rolled into one!
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Date: 2007-12-14 03:19 pm (UTC)Okay, if it's not too late, my brain has to see this:
John Sheppard/ Inara Serra
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Date: 2007-12-15 05:23 am (UTC)