Try and put a ring on it and I'll bit your fingers off

[nny]

My dreams were awesome, so now I'm really grumpy to be awake. It doesn't help that I've got that Beyonce single ladies song in my head, only I don't know the words or any of the tune past the 'All the single ladies, all the single ladies' bit, so my version goes:

All the single ladies
all the single ladies
all the single ladies
look how they dance for you
except it's not for you
because they are empowered
although it's by a pop song
so you may question the validity
me, I'm so empowered
I make you dance for me

[monkeydance breakdown]

(for 'monkeydance breakdown' read: 'inept beatboxing')

Comments

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

You saw that Jason Momoa is the new Conan the Barbarian, right?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I did! I'm chuffed to bits about it, but made the mistake of reading the comments of a post about it, ranging from the openly hideously racist to the 'I'm not racist, I just don't think he has the right look'. UGH.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Just figured I'd check. It's interesting news. I'm concerned that he's a little ham-fisted as an actor, but... that's kinda good for the part so more power to him!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Really? I thought he was awesome in the emotional scenes he was actually given in SG:A - I thought it was more the writers that were ham-fisted with the character. It's not like I've seen him in anything else, though, so it's probably just my EPIC CYNICISM about the stargate writers.

(IMDB still lists the SG:A movie as in production. I GRUMP.)

[strangefrontier.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE OF THESE LYRICS. *dances for you*

[ladyflowdi.livejournal.com]

These lyrics = way better than Beyonce's. Also, with the added bonus of making me LOL too loudly at 5:30 in the morning :D WIN.

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha!

This reminds me of being very confused by a pop song we heard in Italy, and then finding out that the reason we couldn't figure out the Italian was that it was in Spanish, and then STILL not being able to figure it out because of course we didn't have a Spanish dictionary, but one of the words was "bonito," which washa_way said he believed was a "small game fish related to the mackerel," which turned out to work with the rhythm of the song, so we were wandering through Florence merrily singing, "BONITO! SMALL GAME FISH RELATED TO THE MACKEREL!"

Ahem.

Anyway, I love your version! *monkeydances along*

This song is also improved by deciding that the antecedent for "it" in "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it," is in fact "cock."

[skygiants]

Me, I'm so empowered! <33333

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU.

[genarti]

Your version = best.

[hestia-lacey.livejournal.com]

I think I'll just sing your lyrics from now on :D

*dances*

[batyatoon]

I think my favorite part of your lyrics is "so you may question the validity."

<3