Try and put a ring on it and I'll bit your fingers off

[nny]

My dreams were awesome, so now I'm really grumpy to be awake. It doesn't help that I've got that Beyonce single ladies song in my head, only I don't know the words or any of the tune past the 'All the single ladies, all the single ladies' bit, so my version goes:

All the single ladies
all the single ladies
all the single ladies
look how they dance for you
except it's not for you
because they are empowered
although it's by a pop song
so you may question the validity
me, I'm so empowered
I make you dance for me

[monkeydance breakdown]

(for 'monkeydance breakdown' read: 'inept beatboxing')

Comments

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha!

This reminds me of being very confused by a pop song we heard in Italy, and then finding out that the reason we couldn't figure out the Italian was that it was in Spanish, and then STILL not being able to figure it out because of course we didn't have a Spanish dictionary, but one of the words was "bonito," which washa_way said he believed was a "small game fish related to the mackerel," which turned out to work with the rhythm of the song, so we were wandering through Florence merrily singing, "BONITO! SMALL GAME FISH RELATED TO THE MACKEREL!"

Ahem.

Anyway, I love your version! *monkeydances along*

This song is also improved by deciding that the antecedent for "it" in "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it," is in fact "cock."