nny | Your emo poems

Shakespeare hates your emo poems.

John Sheppard refuses to admit that he identifies with your emo poems.

Rodney McKay heartlessly mocks your emo poems.

Teyla Emmagan nods understandingly through your emo poems and accidentally steals your emo.

Ronon Dex writes better emo poems.

Aziraphale is very polite about your emo poems.

Crowley isn't.

Brendon Urie draws unicorns on your emo poems.

Jon Walker is too awesome for emo poems.

Gerard Way out-emos your emo poems.

Frank Iero scares your emo poems shitless.

Captain Jack Harkness has sex with your emo poems.

Ianto Jones distracts Jack from your emo poems.

Ten laughs at your emo poems and steals them to give to Shakespeare.

(Shakespeare hates your emo poems.)

Any to add?