Your emo poems
Nov. 25th, 2008 12:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyShakespeare hates your emo poems.
John Sheppard refuses to admit that he identifies with your emo poems.
Rodney McKay heartlessly mocks your emo poems.
Teyla Emmagan nods understandingly through your emo poems and accidentally steals your emo.
Ronon Dex writes better emo poems.
Aziraphale is very polite about your emo poems.
Crowley isn't.
Brendon Urie draws unicorns on your emo poems.
Jon Walker is too awesome for emo poems.
Gerard Way out-emos your emo poems.
Frank Iero scares your emo poems shitless.
Captain Jack Harkness has sex with your emo poems.
Ianto Jones distracts Jack from your emo poems.
Ten laughs at your emo poems and steals them to give to Shakespeare.
(Shakespeare hates your emo poems.)
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John Sheppard refuses to admit that he identifies with your emo poems.
Rodney McKay heartlessly mocks your emo poems.
Teyla Emmagan nods understandingly through your emo poems and accidentally steals your emo.
Ronon Dex writes better emo poems.
Aziraphale is very polite about your emo poems.
Crowley isn't.
Brendon Urie draws unicorns on your emo poems.
Jon Walker is too awesome for emo poems.
Gerard Way out-emos your emo poems.
Frank Iero scares your emo poems shitless.
Captain Jack Harkness has sex with your emo poems.
Ianto Jones distracts Jack from your emo poems.
Ten laughs at your emo poems and steals them to give to Shakespeare.
(Shakespeare hates your emo poems.)
Any to add?
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Date: 2008-11-25 01:21 am (UTC)Evan Lorne nods understandably at your emo poems (and calls the psych ward)
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Date: 2008-11-25 01:29 am (UTC)(not so much with the funny, but none the less true)
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Date: 2008-11-25 01:36 am (UTC)BONES OF THE HAND, BITCHES.
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Date: 2008-11-25 02:10 am (UTC)II Optic
III Oculomotor
IV Trochlear
V Trigeminal
VI Abducent
VII Facial
VIII Vestibulocochlear
IX Glossopharyngeal
X Vagus
XI Accessory
XII Hypoglossal
Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel (a) Virgin Girl's Vagina And Hymen
(delightful, isn't it?)
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Date: 2008-11-25 01:41 am (UTC)Geoffrey Chaucer turns your emo poems into a dirty joke and thinks they're a lot better for it.
Jon Stewart reads out your emo poems on air and doesn't feel the need to make any other commentary.
Stephen Colbert publically endorses your emo poems and then does an interpretive dance based on them, dressed AS an emo poem.
Radek Zelenka wrote a scathing parody of your emo poem. In Czech. And told you it was an homage. (But he also gave you a cup of coffee.)
Shawn "psychically divined" that your emo poem showed you had a VERY DEEP SOUUUUL. If you're really hot, it also means you should go out with him.
He knows this because Gus had read it and told him it sucked.
Frodo and Sam chucked your emo poem in Mount Doom and things exploded!
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Date: 2008-11-25 01:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-25 01:56 am (UTC)Ooh what else...
Pepper grew up to go to uni, and still doesn't see the point of the long essays they are making her write on your emo poems.
Adam Young makes it so your emo poems never existed. (He thought about making you better emo poems, but he always sucked at English and figured this way was probably safer.)
Russell T Davis' TV adaptation of your emo poems turned them gay. (Unless they were already gay, then he just adds a porn soundtrack and an alien.)
And I have been reading some China Mieville, so:
China Mieville turns your emo poems into an excellently written literary exploration of Marxism and its relevance to modern life and literature. XD
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Date: 2008-11-25 01:55 am (UTC)Susan Sto Helit corrects the spelling and grammar in your emo poems.
Sam Vimes confiscates your emo poems as evidence.
Captain Carrot is inconcertingly enouraging about your emo poems.
Granny Weatherwax is scathing about your emo poems.
Nanny Ogg sings your emo poems out loud and makes them dirty.
Magrat Garlick is secretly awed by your emo poems.
Agnes Nitt is secretly scathing about your emo poems.
Hwel the dwarf hates your emo poems.
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Date: 2008-11-25 02:03 am (UTC)Superman saves your emo poems from a burning building and hopes you'll feel better soon.
Wonder Woman really understands your emo poems.
Green Lantern has a life changing insight from your emo poems.
Green Arrow feels your emo poems don't solve anything.
Black Canary dismisses your emo poems and takes you out for dinner.
The Flash wasn't paying attention to your emo poems.
Aquaman translated your emo poems into fish.
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Date: 2008-11-25 02:09 am (UTC)Angua might have accidentally eaten your emo poems while not feeling herself.
All of the Robins feel the need to live up to your emo poems. (And Tim Drake was probably watching you write them. Kon would kind of mock him a lot for that, except Kon is the REASON for the emo poems.)
Lex Luthor probably wrote your emo poems and then maybe experimented on them with kryptonite.
J'onn tries really hard to appreciate your emo poems.
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Date: 2008-11-25 02:15 am (UTC)Dick Grayson writes your emo poems in exactly the same way, only without the emo.
Jason Todd hates that your emo poems weren't written about him.
Stephanie Brown got over your emo poems in Africa and now she never talks about them.
Barbara Gordon was watching you write your emo poems. She now has copies of them in five seperate and secure data storage locations around the globe.
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Date: 2008-11-25 01:40 pm (UTC)(Also: HEEEE!)
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Date: 2008-11-25 02:05 am (UTC)Yes it does make sense.
where did you goooooo?
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Date: 2008-11-25 03:19 am (UTC)Ummmm.
Ray Vechhio totally does not get your emo poems, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Fraser is very polite and supportive of your emo poems, and in fact has some very pertinent inuit emo poems of his own to share.
Ray K was at first suspicious that your emo poems were taking the piss, but hey, he feels ya, buddy; he's got a few of his own stashed away.
No one will know these, but what the hell. Small fandoms are a go!
Date: 2008-11-25 03:40 am (UTC)Crusoe identifies with your emo poems.
Your emo poems make Friday laugh. His people aren't emo.
Trip Tucker loves your emo poems, and wants to share his own.
Malcolm Reed sneers at your emo poems, but secretly reads them.
Jonathan Archer quotes your emo poems in his emo speeches about antelopes.
T'Pol finds your emo poems illogical.
Hoshi Sato hates having to translate your emo poems.
Travis Mayweather thinks your emo poems are cool.
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Date: 2008-11-25 04:07 am (UTC)Hathaway is apologetic about the fact that it is possible he and his alcohol are to blame for your emo poems.
Brian absently uses your emo poems to wipe chocolate off his face, except he just ends up smearing it around a bit more and getting even messier. Then he licks your emo poem on account of it's got chocolate on it and it's a shame to waste chocolate.
Jane Austen writes mercilessly polite satire about your emo poems.
Mr. Darcy starts out thinking your emo poems are barely tolerable, but is gradually won over by their spirit and fine Is. *FLEES*
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Date: 2008-11-25 04:54 am (UTC)Jeremy Clarkson wrote your emo poems while you were drunk but made you sign your name on them.
Toshiko Sato copyedits your emo poems.
Archie finds your emo poems bourgeois.
Dr Samuel Spark identifies strongly with your emo poems while pretending that he hasn't read them.
Titus Pullo is lucky he can't read your emo poems.
Octavia of the Julii reads your emo poems aloud at parties.
In Soviet Russia, emo poems write you.
this is wonderful
Date: 2008-11-25 06:50 am (UTC)Daniel Jackson translates your emo poems into hieroglyphics and solves the mysteries of the universe.
Mikey Way reads your emo poems and goes :|
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