Your emo poems

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Shakespeare hates your emo poems.

John Sheppard refuses to admit that he identifies with your emo poems.

Rodney McKay heartlessly mocks your emo poems.

Teyla Emmagan nods understandingly through your emo poems and accidentally steals your emo.

Ronon Dex writes better emo poems.

Aziraphale is very polite about your emo poems.

Crowley isn't.

Brendon Urie draws unicorns on your emo poems.

Jon Walker is too awesome for emo poems.

Gerard Way out-emos your emo poems.

Frank Iero scares your emo poems shitless.

Captain Jack Harkness has sex with your emo poems.

Ianto Jones distracts Jack from your emo poems.

Ten laughs at your emo poems and steals them to give to Shakespeare.

(Shakespeare hates your emo poems.)


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Sherlock Holmes very calmly points out exactly why your emo poems mean you suck. (And possibly killed a dog in the nighttime.)

Geoffrey Chaucer turns your emo poems into a dirty joke and thinks they're a lot better for it.

Jon Stewart reads out your emo poems on air and doesn't feel the need to make any other commentary.

Stephen Colbert publically endorses your emo poems and then does an interpretive dance based on them, dressed AS an emo poem.

Radek Zelenka wrote a scathing parody of your emo poem. In Czech. And told you it was an homage. (But he also gave you a cup of coffee.)

Shawn "psychically divined" that your emo poem showed you had a VERY DEEP SOUUUUL. If you're really hot, it also means you should go out with him.

He knows this because Gus had read it and told him it sucked.

Frodo and Sam chucked your emo poem in Mount Doom and things exploded!

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HEE I LOVE YOU

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:D

Ooh what else...

Pepper grew up to go to uni, and still doesn't see the point of the long essays they are making her write on your emo poems.

Adam Young makes it so your emo poems never existed. (He thought about making you better emo poems, but he always sucked at English and figured this way was probably safer.)

Russell T Davis' TV adaptation of your emo poems turned them gay. (Unless they were already gay, then he just adds a porn soundtrack and an alien.)

And I have been reading some China Mieville, so:

China Mieville turns your emo poems into an excellently written literary exploration of Marxism and its relevance to modern life and literature. XD