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You know that something's gone a leeeedle bit wrong in your life when the security guard at the computer room looks at you in frank astonishment and says "you're nice and early today, aren't you?" and means it and it's QUARTER TO ONE in the MORNING.

In other news...

I phoned my mum today to congratulate her on getting a new job, and she told me she'd cut an article out of the paper for me- apparently an article on so-called "slash" fanfiction, which involved people writing about... waitforit... sex between MEN! OMG LEIK WO!

Cue me, sputtering like a broken kettle, trying vainly to keep quiet.

Cue my mother, sounding highly amused. "You probably write it, don't you?"

Um... no?

LOOK! A BADGER!

*flees*

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I have no clothes.

No, really.

I can't fill up my chest of drawers, and Bigger's stolen half my wardrobe.

And... my room's such a mess, and all my clothes are on the floor, but there are NO CLOTHES. I cannot find a single ITEM. It's like all my clothes have devolved and are now a big primordial cloth and one day it's gonna EAT ME. I am naked, right now. No, wait, that's a big lie. I'm in a computer room. I'm wearing underwear, for the sake of propriety.

WAH!

I think I need to go shopping.

(no subject)

Some of the most disturbing lyrics I've heard:

( Meeeeeep )

Weirdness.

Out of interest, what lyrics disturb you?

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Just out of interest, am I the only person ever to have read "Mind that, 'tis my brother"?

Never met a single person that's heard of it.