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I really think it's for the best, that Moody's got Dumbledore's putter-outer. I think he should hang on to that puppy. Voldemort isn't the threat to the world as we know it, 'cos everyone's *looking* at him. People think, oh, things go wrong, blame Voldemort. But who's that in the shadows, clicking madly and grinning?

*streetlights click off. Girls squeal*
Dumbledore: *giggles*
Readers: Oh, that Dumbledore, such a mischievous old dear.

*Car headlights click off. Non-fatal crashes ensue*
Readers: ...
Dumbledore: *twinkles merrily*
Readers: Oh, the barmy old fool, I'm sure it was just a mistake.

*Muggle life support machines start to malfunction*
Readers: ...er...
Dumbledore: *beams*
Readers: *barricade doors...*

ATTN: SOPHIE

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Wears sunglasses even when they dunt need to	trollprincess
Has teensy-weensy little hoofikins	fluffyllama
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Thinks tartan is stylish	basingstoke
Will always know the stain was there, deep down	marksykins
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Anyone know... do they use British or American sign language in Canada? Or do they have their own, to complicate matters further?

Any info'd be appreciated.

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I've found the safest place
to keep all our tenderness
to keep all those bad ideas
to keep all our hope

it's here in the smallest bones
the feet and the inner ear
it's such an enormous thing
to walk and to listen

--my favourite chords: the weakerthans

Download.

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I have had a night full of angsty RP, and now I need to buy my giraffe.

If someone has already nicked him, I will be inconsolable, I'm warning you now.

Fare thee well.

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For copinggoggles:



From sky blue to indigo and back again, why do my eyes change colour?

Part One

( The world wasn't always as it is now. )

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And there endeth the lunch break, so the rest'll have to wait until later. *g*