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It is
all
horridporrid's fault (and if you're not, you should totally read her reviews of SG:A because the amount of thought going into them is fascinating), but now every time I see Runner I'm going to get completely distracted.
The scene as it happens in canon:(Dex picks up the packs and takes them outside. John looks round as Teyla starts wriggling her hand behind his back.)SHEPPARD: What the hell are you doing?!
TEYLA: Getting my hand free.
SHEPPARD: Didn't feel that way!
The scene as it will forever more play out in my head:(Dex picks up the packs and takes them outside. John looks round as Teyla starts wriggling her hand behind his back.)SHEPPARD: What the hell are you doing?!
TEYLA:
Touching your ass. Saving your life.