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[nny]

*turns off IP logging*

So.

*steeples fingers*

Go on. Admit it. You have a crush on someone on LJ. It's okay, I *understand*. I'm not going to judge you. I just think it's unhealthy bottling these things up. You need to tell someone, even if it's anonymous.

*puts on Caring Face*

I'm listening. *g*

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I have adoring puppy love for cursive. *Sigh* Such class, and what a writer.

*Tries to lick the ink from her shoe.*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

That, m'dear, is completely understandable.

*nods understandingly*

She is lovely. :)

[(Anonymous)]

*blushes*

I have a little wee crush on switchknife. So clever, and pervy, and...*sigh*

Her rec lists do things to me.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can see that. Plus, her icon? Mmmmm. *g*

[suziannabean.livejournal.com]

pinkshirtbadman
I love him
I want to have his babies

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I have never come across him. I'll have to check him out. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

villainny
mmmmm

[villainny.livejournal.com]

lmao!

Pshyeah. Right. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

I want to sleep with pretty much my whole friends list...

...but there are laws to protect youngsters like penm from people like me. Oh but I'd had such poise and mad skillz at that age. Plus? Hottie.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Another one for the *to check out* list. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

I have a huge crush on villainny.

She's one of the loveliest people I've ever spoken to. She's beautiful, she's brilliant, she's sweet and she's kind. She can lift my spirits with a simple phrase, and always know exactly what to say to me and when. Days that I don't speak to her are always lacking. I miss her when she's gone. I hope to meet her one day, and that she stays in my life forever.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

lol

*hugs Lars*

[(Anonymous)]

anw. He's just so neat.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Hee, you're not wrong. He makes me snicker.

[(Anonymous)]

I have a crush on ficbymarks.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Completely understandable. Grand, and nice, and so prolific...

[(Anonymous)]

I have a crush on gmth because she writes Lucius like no other...

*blushes*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

God, yes. Her Lucius is outstanding. And she's lovely, with it...

[(Anonymous)]

copperbadge, I'm completely hot for him

the classics stuff? and his Remus makes me want to shag my computer in the hopes that he will somehow feel my thrusting through the wonders of the internet.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I think it would be simpler on the Sam front to ask

"Hands in the air if you *don't* fancy Sam!"

[maeglinyedi.livejournal.com]

I believe the first step of dealing with a problem is acknowledging you have one...well, I don't have a problem. I'm just not afraid to admit that I crush on gmth and nimori. They're my evil twins, they are, and they make my life so much happier every day. :-)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Heh, never woulda guessed that one. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

Okay. Um. So d'you want 'em chronologically or alphabetically? Because this might take awhile...

No. Okay. Well, the major players: florahart, ficbymarks, copperbadge, villainny, ishtar79, thisveryinstant, and makesmewannadie. and mousapelli but I know her in RL and that's weird. but she's so COOL! I can't help but feel that sleeping with her might make her amazing powers rub off on me. mmm. rubbing. mmm. oh i'm pathetic.

*deep breath*

Okay. It feels good to get it off my chest! And i'm putting this on anonymous, even though most people probably know who I am by now anyway, after that list... *g*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Hee. I know who you are, and I'm totally crushing back. *g* Could you tell?

[(Anonymous)]

*crushes severely on fiendling*

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! And waccawheels and glockgal and snaples. I loves me fan artists. :-)

[(Anonymous)]

Switchknife

She's so pervy and I bet she'd dom.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

lmao

there's a question for the ages. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

Definitely copperbadge, just like everyone else. And maybe a bit on scribbulus_ink, ficbymarks, ladyjaida, and ballyharnon.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the Samluv goes without saying. *g*

The others? Yes, yes and yes, and *to do list*

[(Anonymous)]

copperbadge, hp_femme, and cursive

[villainny.livejournal.com]

excellent choices, all.

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

This is the comment thread for people who are just checking in to see if anyone mentions them. Sam, you can fuck right off. :)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I love your icon with the fire of a thousand suns.

*crushes on juniper200*

[(Anonymous)]

I want to move to Australia so that jeddy83 could be my Sugar Beta. I'd be ever so good.

[(Anonymous)]

vikytickytembo and copinggoggles and copperbadge and afrai and ygrane and r_becca and sociofemme and vileseagulls

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Eee! *hugs*

[(Anonymous)]

bellatricks

<3

[ex-bellatric192.livejournal.com]

*blinks* That's very flattering, but surreal. Thank you, whoever you are... truly :)

(do I know you?)

[(Anonymous)]

I couldn't decide if you meant crush like fangirl crush or crush like "whoa if I ever met this person my partner would need to keep a close eye on me". A partial list of those who are somewhere in between the two...

cupidsbow - because she leads erotica writing workshops. How can you nto crush?
ellen_fremedon - so smart. and I have a thing for girls named ellen. which, okay, is not her real name. but this is a fandom crush, damnit.
isiscolo - have you seen? the icon? the naked one? *drools* oh, and wonderful.
laylah_r - must not ever meet her IRL. too cool for the likes of me.
lolaraincoat - smart like a whip. Mmm, whip.
myheadgames - sister in kink!
shaenie - so pretty. and so porny. *dies*
sociofemme - so delightful! fics and sweetness and enough RL that I feel like I actually know her a little. *hugs*
sophrosyne31 - so smart, with the big words!
tradescant - whenever she has something to say she always says it just the right way.
zana16 - she knows MATH!!!! and is way too young for me *cries*

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Eee! *glomps* I dunno who this is, but if you have a thing for girls named Ellen, I love you already! *g*

I mean, saying nice things about me sure doesn't hurt, either. =D

*hugs*

[(Anonymous)]

fox1013
mayatawi
viridian5
jmtorres

[villainny.livejournal.com]

viridian5 has an lj?

How slow am I?

*g*

[(Anonymous)]

I've given up on crushes. To quote Black Adder:

Baldrick: Ah, c'mon, Mister B. Whatever happened to the milk of human kindness.

Blackadder: It's gone off, Baldrick. It stinks.

yeah.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*pins down commenter and snogs breathless*

lol

[(Anonymous)]

I <3 ellen_fremedon. She's clever.

[(Anonymous)]

schiarire

[villainny.livejournal.com]

me too. :D