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Marvellous conversation earlier today, about how Piglet and Pooh were lovers. And Eeyore was clearly depressed by Piglet's tossing him aside for Pooh, and had therefore turned to alcoholism. And Rabbit was Roo's father, which somewhat explained the fact that he disapproved of Tigger quite so much- Tigger and Roo always did get on rather well. And then there were memories of Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day, and Piglet on a string, and... it went rather downhill from there. Conversational gems also involved incest, moles, moles' morals, and whether or not getting turned on by mole!sex is a wrong and immoral thing. (We both read Duncton Wood during puberty, apparently). Then that naturally led to talk of the animals of farthing wood, and I think we probably would have covered the Wind in the Willows as well, had we not been distracted by shiny things. Hobbit is an ace boy. *g*

Incidentally, would sparkling water not be a million times better if it was called *sparkly* water? Just a thought.

Date: 2004-11-06 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ygrane.livejournal.com
*scrubs your brains out with clorox*

Sparkly is one of the best words out there.

Date: 2004-11-06 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
You ain't wrong. ;)

Date: 2004-11-06 08:49 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] fahye.livejournal.com
I'd buy it :D

But then, I'm in the desperate work-avoidance sort of mood where I'll be distracted by anything sparkly or shiny.

Date: 2004-11-06 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Hurrah for work avoidance!

Have you read Sam's GO fic yet?

Date: 2004-11-06 02:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] fahye.livejournal.com
Yeeeeeeees.

*is pile. of goop. and such*

I think I was born with some small but vital part of my brain missing, meaning that I can read and thoroughly enjoy smut but not produce it without sounding artsy and euphemistic and/or incredibly silly.


Date: 2004-11-06 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaycrow.livejournal.com
Such a coincidence - I found this picture today. Isn't it cute?

And talking about moles:

Image
.

Isn't that cute, too? *g*

Can you tell it's a quiet news night tonight? ;)
(http://photobucket.com/albums/v40/Gaycrow/?action=view&current=winniethepoohhugging.jpg)
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Date: 2004-11-06 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Apparently the photobucket account is private.

And the best part of all was when we were discussing Pooh porn and walked past a nursery. And painted on the window was a little picture of Piglet giving Pooh a flower. *g*

Date: 2004-11-06 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaycrow.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know how to make it public. I've made it smaller, so I hope you can see it clearly.

Image

Date: 2004-11-06 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
*snickers madly*

TWU WUV!

Date: 2004-11-06 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shati.livejournal.com
Sparkly water would have to have crack in, so clearly a million times better.

Date: 2004-11-06 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Or glitter.

I suspect there's a reason they don't make water with glitter in, but since people smoke which will kill 'em... sparkly water more fun than smoking, surely?

Date: 2004-11-06 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shati.livejournal.com
I think it's because they know people would giggle at funerals if they knew the deceased died of ingesting lots of glitter. And that would be moral decay.

Date: 2004-11-06 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
They could blame Tourette's.

*no shame*

Date: 2004-11-06 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underlucius.livejournal.com
*raises hand worriedly*

omg

I read Duncton Wood then too, and yes, I got turned on my molesex.

I deserve to die.

Date: 2004-11-06 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
It's so reassuring to find other people! It's like, I completely take the piss out of my mates for fancying the fox in Disney's Robin Hood, and then I suddenly recall the MOLESEX. I have no moral high ground. I am a pit of iniquity.

*ashamed*

Date: 2004-11-06 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
Well, while we're being completely ammoral, I slashed the donkey and the cat in Shrek II...

Actually, I just remembered slashing CatDog. And THAT? That is far worse. *g* Have you ever seen it? if you have you'll understand.

and omg why does pooh/piglet make so much sense...?

Date: 2004-11-06 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
I have and you are WRONG AND IMMORAL! *dies*

Date: 2004-11-06 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
I was alone and bored at work. I am aware that this is not an excuse. XD

Date: 2004-11-06 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chains-of-irony.livejournal.com
I've got a book called 'Postmodern Pooh' which is a satire on Literary criticism - there are many theories about queer bears, military feminist Kangas and mostly about how everyone is naked. ^_^

Date: 2004-11-06 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gentleman.livejournal.com
Mmm, molesex. I loved those books. specially since Uffington is twenty miles away from my house...

But... I want to know if there's Redwall slash out there. I know there's a fandom, but they seem terribly fluffy. Pun intended.

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