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[nny]

I HAVE THE WETTEST ASS IN ALL CHRISTENDOM!

Fucking bastard drunk people have been ripping all the posters off billboards. I, having just woken up, did not come to the logical conclusion that posters+rain=BAD, and proceeded to fall on my arse in a most spectacular fashion. Now I'm all damp and my hands hurt.

[/whine]

Comments

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

*gives you a towel, huggles and an ice pack, in that order*

[edg.livejournal.com]

*scritches* It could be worse. You could have slipped on a poster and fallen into a gigantic pothole, and thus be entirely wet. Or you could instead have fallen onto, say, a badger, or a small lion, and then you would have the bloodiest ass in all Christendom, which - given the proclivities known of certain priests of certain sects - is saying something.

[museofswearing.livejournal.com]

Ouch! *pats your arse*

*except that just sounds bad*

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST YOU HAVE DRY CLOTHES AT HOME. /whine

*cries*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

BUT I'M IN THE COMPUTER ROOM!

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

*hugs, offers useless sympathy*

[vivien]

Oof, a damp, damaged derriere is the absolute worst. So sorry you fell because of the bastard drunk people.

Also?

*hands you vast quantities of comforting beverages of your choice for your current M'ways thread of doom*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*weeps quietly*