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I HAVE THE WETTEST ASS IN ALL CHRISTENDOM!

Fucking bastard drunk people have been ripping all the posters off billboards. I, having just woken up, did not come to the logical conclusion that posters+rain=BAD, and proceeded to fall on my arse in a most spectacular fashion. Now I'm all damp and my hands hurt.

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*scritches* It could be worse. You could have slipped on a poster and fallen into a gigantic pothole, and thus be entirely wet. Or you could instead have fallen onto, say, a badger, or a small lion, and then you would have the bloodiest ass in all Christendom, which - given the proclivities known of certain priests of certain sects - is saying something.