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[nny]

Well it looks like the sock thing is a valid experiment. So, here goes.

If you'd like a story in exchange for some socks, please comment to this post with a pairing or character, plus a theme, mood, object or word, should you like. Allow me some artistic licence, though, eh?

The fandoms I will write in: Discworld, Good Omens, Harry Potter, Neverwhere, American Gods, possibly Johnny Maxwell. You can also ask for original fic with specifications, if that's what your fancy runs to. If there's a fandom I've forgotten about that you reckon I know well enough to write, you're welcome to ask for that too, 'though I reserve the right to refuse.

The stories will be at least 500 words in length; they might be longer depending on how the bunny strikes me. I'll try to write them in the order requested, but if I'm terribly bunnied I might ignore the order - you don't have to send anything until you've received your story, anyway. I shall endeavour to write something that satisfies you - I'm assuming if you respond you like the way I write, so. *grins*

I AM NOT GOOD AT PORN. I'm telling you that now. If you ask for smut, you'll probably get pretty euphemisms.

If you like your story then I guess I give you my address and you send me some socks. Brightly coloured and patterny, for preference. XD

Um... I think that's it. If you have any questions, comment. ;)

Comments

[cyanei.livejournal.com]

Do you want new socks?

I'm sure this is a stupid question, but... well.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Yes, new socks.

And I love your icon.

[cyanei.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay then. I can't think of anything I'd like to ask for, at the moment, but I'm sure I will when it's less 1 AM and more Cyanei-is-awake. ( ;

And thank you! It's from a Green Arrow comicbook. ( : (As is, I think, the one I'm using now...)

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

If it's not too much trouble, Good Omens, Aziraphael/Crowley. I like pretty euphemisms, but I'll take anything...

[indy-go.livejournal.com]

...Is it strange that I desire a Neverwhere/HP crossover of some kind? I can get a little more specific, perhaps, when I've had sleep, or if you've got ideas, feel free to run with it however you like.

I just think that'd be really interesting.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Omg, Johnny Maxwell!

You know, a JM/Good Omens crossover would be like sweet, sweet crack. *ponders*

I might even send you a whole SACK of socks! :D

[villainny.livejournal.com]

... I have been putting off writing that very thing for a long time, so I guess now I have no excuse. Genius. :-D

May have to write this one drunk, I suspect. The Them and Johnny's lot? SO MUCH weirdness and miscommunication and tangents...

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Drunk is good, drunk is fine! Hey, why not let them (and Them) be drunk, too? ;)

I wish I were drunk. *g*

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Oh, Discworld, please? I'd like to see Nobby on a day off *g*

[chains-of-irony.livejournal.com]

Stories for socks? XD Where do you get this stuff? (I might ask for one if you're not too busy? You seem to have got lots of requests already.)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

one can never have too many socks, my dear.

You're totally welcome to request one. I guarantee nothing, but... socks!

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see anything from Discworld, Good Omens, Neverwhere, and/or American Gods. Cross-overs are always fun. Milliways has turned me into a cross-over h0r. It can be gen or romantic, smut not required, but collars are always nice.

I like:

Angua
Carrot
Susan
Lobsang
William deWorde
Leu Tse (sp?)
Crowley
Aziraphael
Adam
Brian
Wensleydale
Pepper
Richard
Door
Anaesthesia
Hunter
Shadow

[chocolate-limes.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I saw a nice pair of socks today... I'll get'm for you in exchange for some Discworld-y goodness! Something with Vimes, Vetinari or Leonard da Quirm in, or all three; the choice, as they say, is yours...

[nepheliad.livejournal.com]

There's a store near here that sells socks, plain and simple.

I'll pick out the best for you.

And my request ... is Famine/War, Good Omens. My closet pairing. >< Nobody laugh.

[havenstar.livejournal.com]

...I.. would LOVE.. to randomly buy you socks. You have no idea how much it would entertain me to go sock-shopping for perfect (possibly awful) pairs of socks. Er. of course, I've no idea what I'd like to request from you. Can't go with my new obsession as it's not on the list, but you write such lovely stuff for all my obscure favourites and arg, choices are tricksy! So I'll give you your choice, and whichever happens to give you an idea, that's what I'd like. :D

I like: American Gods Jaquel/Ibis (YES I AM A FREAK, OKAY), Discworld Vetinari/Vimes, Neverwhere Marquis/Richard, and obviously GO Crowley/Aziraphael (and, to go along with that I'm a freak thing, also Famine/Pollution).

But actually it's so not even necessary to get fic in return. You will probably get several pairs of socks because it is simply the funnest gift request I have heard in a very long while. Toe socks yes or no? Shall attempt to avoid any Dobby-awful ones, anyway.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

NO TOE SOCKS AAAAARGH OMG

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

a) Do you have enough socks yet, or is this offer still open?
b) Would knee-length rainbow socks be any good? Failing those, I think I know where I can find some other interesting ones.

If the answer to a) is yes, I'll be back as soon as I think of what fandom to ask for. *scuttles off*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Offer is still most definitely open. XD

[metallumai.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not? Write me the angel-- or since it's for socks, how about Dumbledore?

Please specify colour(s) of choice and address. :D