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[nny]

Credit Card Company (by letter): RAH RAH RAH ACCOUNT TERMINATED PAY BACK IN FOURTEEN DAYS OR WE EAT YOUR FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me, upon reading: No! Please do not eat my face Credit Card Company! It is such a cheerful face with many years' use left in it!
Credit Card Company Letter: *does not comment, due to being dead tree, but somehow gives the impression of teeth*
Me: Well, crap.
Phone:Beep boop boop beep bop.
Me: *gives phone odd look, waits until it stops talking to start dialling*
Phone: RING! RING! RING! Ask not for whom the bell tolls. RING! It tolls for -
Credit Card Company: GOOD MORNING!
Me: Squeep! Don't eat my face?
Credit Card Company: Er. Certainly. What do you want?
Me: Oh. Yes, with the account termination and I am poor and all alone my back is old my eyes are bent -
Credit Card Company: Not to worry, sweetcheeks. You have six months to pay it back, starting from.... NOW!
Me: Your letter was scarier.


And there was much rejoicing. (Yay).

Comments

[linnpuzzle.livejournal.com]

Woohoo!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Is very very good news.

And gratuitous Paul Bettany icon because that mood icon o' mine has worst hair ever.

Man. I am so shallowest of all shallows ever. XD

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

YAY.

[indy-go.livejournal.com]

*RELIEVED*

That is excellent news.

[vimeslady.livejournal.com]

Credit card companies are definitely nicer on the phone than in letters. Has something to do with them verifying that you're not trying to run away and hide.

[flyakate]

w00t! Also, the fact that your phone started talking to you almost made me fall out of my chair. hahahaha.

Hurray for having time to pay! *offers tea, just 'cause*

[notroublemaker.livejournal.com]

*Giggles*

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Your knees are grizzled?