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Credit Card Company (by letter): RAH RAH RAH ACCOUNT TERMINATED PAY BACK IN FOURTEEN DAYS OR WE EAT YOUR FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me, upon reading: No! Please do not eat my face Credit Card Company! It is such a cheerful face with many years' use left in it!
Credit Card Company Letter: *does not comment, due to being dead tree, but somehow gives the impression of teeth*
Me: Well, crap.
Phone:Beep boop boop beep bop.
Me: *gives phone odd look, waits until it stops talking to start dialling*
Phone: RING! RING! RING! Ask not for whom the bell tolls. RING! It tolls for -
Credit Card Company: GOOD MORNING!
Me: Squeep! Don't eat my face?
Credit Card Company: Er. Certainly. What do you want?
Me: Oh. Yes, with the account termination and I am poor and all alone my back is old my eyes are bent -
Credit Card Company: Not to worry, sweetcheeks. You have six months to pay it back, starting from.... NOW!
Me: Your letter was scarier.

And there was much rejoicing. (Yay).