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[nny]

Stolen from beeej because I'm in the mood for distracty and this one looks like fun.

And okay, so I totally have crossings-out all over the place, but I swear I'll finalise my list before I start answering questions. Honest.

I've made a list of 10 characters and assigned them all numbers. Ask me questions about them ("Is 3 human?" "Who's smarter, 4 or 5?" "What would 2 and 7 do if they discovered buried treasure?") and I'll answer. Your mission is to discover which character is which.
Comments are screened for now. As I start answering questions, I'll unscreen the questions and the answers, but not peoples' guesses. So try to keep your guesses and questions apart as much as possible. I'll post when people have answered ones, but not what the answers are. This should be fun, ask away!

1. Guessed by foreverdirt
2. Guessed by tammaiya
3.
4. Guessed by emmlett
5.
6.
7.
8. Guessed by tammaiya
9.
10. Guessed by foreverdirt and odditycollector

Comments

[shati.livejournal.com]

If 7 suddenly discovered that 4 and 2 were 7's parents, what would 8 think?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I suspect #8 would blink a couple times, shake their head sharply, and mutter something about freaky biology.

[shati.livejournal.com]

*scratches head* Hmm.

Is 8 human?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

#8 is definitely human. Although they may been abducted by aliens...

[villainny.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEhehehehehehehe OMG NO! But wow, flashback to ooooold fandom.

*hysterical*

My fanfic was so much WORSE in those days, believe it or not. XD

[shati.livejournal.com]

Do I get extra points for causing you to laugh hysterically?

*LOOKS CUTE*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

You get all the points.

[genarti]

Would 3 wear tweed?

Has 7 ever deliberately physically harmed someone? Killed someone?

Is 1 in touch with his/her feelings, or emotionally closed off/repressed?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha. No. No, #3 wouldn't.

#7 has, yes. Definitely the first, but I wouldn't imagine the second (so far as I recall); neither would be a decision ever taken lightly.

#1 is very in touch with physical feelings (and loud about them), but not needs so much. Emotionally - they'll surprise you. You'd think them to be entirely oblivious, most of the time.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnorts*

♥ you know me so well.

[djcati.livejournal.com]

Does anyone 'ship 3/7? :O

[villainny.livejournal.com]

The circles I tend to run in? Not particularly likely. I'm a woman of simple tastes. :D

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

How often does 5 smile? If ever, what makes them smile?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

5 tends to smile less at increasing danger levels. And they smile at compliments, bad jokes, success and people being adorably clueless.

[tropes.livejournal.com]

If 2 and 10 got together, would it mean wacky hijinks, stony silence, or the Armageddon?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

There would be intrigue, frustration, cynicism, worryingly innocent smiles, stethoscopes and incredibly wild theories on both parts.

It's okay though - #2 wouldn't remember afterwards.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

...Er, I mean, no. Whoops?

XD

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Hee, no. Not a bad guess, though.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

4 gets ten million dollars! What do they buy?

And why did 7 give it to them? (And where did 7 get it?)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

#4 would buy a 16th century Shakespeare folio. It's possible it wasn't worth quite so much, of course, but the poor dear selling was rather in need of the money.

#7 gave them the money because such things don't mean as much - they'd find things that can be traded far more useful.
(And they probably got the money from #1 somehow.)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Yes, and you're the first to guess. :D

[villainny.livejournal.com]

...and by 16th I mean 17th.

Shaddup it's before 6am. ¬_¬

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

If 5 were in an accident, what sort of accident would it be and how could 10 help?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

It would be an accident involving some kind of bizarre infection, or an accident with unfamiliar technology, quite possibly because their boss has a god complex.

#10 would alter the world so it'd never happened.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Yes indeedy. :D

[villainny.livejournal.com]

So very is. :D

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Hm... who is more cynical, 2 or 10? Has 8 got experimental hair?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

#2 is definitely more cynical, and it's well earned. #10 has some innocence about them, still, although they probably don't have to. If they let themself think about it.

#8 so very much has experimental hair. ♥!

XD

[villainny.livejournal.com]

You're the king, Pipe.

[unravels.livejournal.com]

What is 9's most unmanageable pet peeve?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Not so much a pet peeve, but. If anyone touches their... hmm. Coworker? or threatens their relationship, #9 will sacrifice any mission, task or diplomatic discussions in order to snatch said coworker away jealously and nuzzle them in a reassuring manner.

*giggles madly*

Oh man, it sounds so wrong.