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See, this is why I need a significant other. Living in a house with only family doesn't help when I need to know quite where lips moving against the corner of someone's jaw will put their nose. Are we talking nose to lobe, or nose squished out of shape against the cartilage of the shell of their ear? If a person is lying behind them, snugged up against their back, I mean. Any of you that have people you're allowed to snuggle in faintly indecent ways, I think you should go and find out for me. Right now.

Stop looking at me funny, I'm serious! I'm not getting laid and I'm bitter about it, therefore I decree that every non-single person in the world is officially my bitch for the next ten minutes.

Go!

Snuggle!

Report back!



I am aware that it is gonna be different for every combination of people. I'm just totally pleased by the idea of mandatory snuggling according to my will. HA!

*evil overlords*

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*looks at collection of son and pseudo-sons that live with me*

Er, no, I'll just pass on that, or maybe cuddle a pillow instead.