For my own pleasure
Aug. 6th, 2003 08:23 pmFavour: Richard Mayhew/ Marquis de Carabas
The Marquis lounged on an incongruous, broken down couch that sat at a junction in the tunnels.
Richard stumbled through one entrance, paused just long enough to pant, “huge, huge favour,” then hared off.
There were the sounds of pursuit, and two men ran in… and stopped abruptly when they saw the Marquis unfolding himself from his couch.
“Now boys,” he said pleasantly, “I hope there’s no trouble here?” There was something in his smile that made them back away.
He knew they wouldn’t follow him, and he didn’t have time to waste. After all, Richard owed him a favour…
Also, I'm still taking drabble challenges- gimme a word, or a pairing- the weirder the better. I want you to *worry* me. Beat Nobby Nobbs/Filch, or Mrs Norris/Death of Rats... I dares ya.
*g*
I just watched Die Hard again. Dear GOD! That is all. *g*
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Date: 2003-08-06 07:33 pm (UTC)Sorting Hat/Harry's Glasses. Awww yeah.
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Date: 2003-08-06 11:32 pm (UTC)*wipes eyes*
I hope I can do them justice.
Contact: Sorting Hat/Harry’s Glasses
Date: 2003-08-07 10:32 am (UTC)The Hat looked around at the new students, and immediately something caught its attention. Midnight black frames, wide, clear lenses… they were really something special. It had never felt this way before.
Potter, Harry.
The roar of sound faded away and left only them as the Hat was slipped onto the Boy’s head, as there was the slightest electric contact of earpiece to brim…
Garters: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Date: 2003-08-07 05:42 pm (UTC)“Please?” begged Immora, holding them out temptingly. Snape only glared. “Harry’s already in the PVC shorts…” she wheedled. He shook his head stubbornly.
She pleaded with him some more, offering all kinds of tempting scenarios, wicked bribes, and even threats. “You are not Voldemort. You don’t scare me,” was his only response.
“Why won’t you wear them?” she sighed finally.
“I refuse to wear garters,” said Snape, taking them from her, “because that’s an American word. I will, however,” sliding them up his legs, “wear suspenders.”
Re: Garters: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Date: 2003-08-07 05:53 pm (UTC)Try to convince Snape to wear garters/suspenders, well...
Nice to include that little language difference that I hadn't really known about until yesterday XD
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Date: 2003-08-06 08:02 pm (UTC)Words: Iconoclast, Creche, Troubleshooting
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Date: 2003-08-06 11:32 pm (UTC)Um... The Sweeper?
Door as in Bill?
Some of these might be gen, I hope you don't mind. Nt sure if I have time for a threesome in 100 words. =)
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The Sweeper as in Discworld, The History Monk.
Gen=fine. I love your writing. ^_^
And I'll fuck you anytime you like, sweetie. ;b
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Date: 2003-08-07 12:10 am (UTC)I'm glad you like them- they're so much fun to do. And Door and the Sweeper? *facepalms*. Can I use the fact that it's past 1am and I just saw an Alan Rickman film as my brain-melting excuse? *g*
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Take all the time you like.
Enjoy your Alan Rickman-induced haze.
Phoenix: Croup, Vandemar, Voldemort
Date: 2003-08-07 10:53 pm (UTC)“Have no fear on that account,” Croup bowed his head a little to his employer, “my esteemed colleague Mr. Vandemar and myself are extremely skilled in the attaining of unusual weapons, and the use thereof. I assure you, we can find your bird. Why, may I ask, do you wish us to do so?”
“It is their hope. It is a symbol of who they believe themselves to be. Destroy the bird, destroy them.”
“I had a bird, once,” said Mr Vandemar.
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A/N The first of many. *g* I hope I got Croup and Vandemar the right way round... I don't know what this drabble is about, but for some reason I like it.
Re: Phoenix: Croup, Vandemar, Voldemort
Date: 2003-08-07 11:12 pm (UTC)Fallen: Islington/Crowley, Crowley/Aziraphale
Date: 2003-08-08 02:30 pm (UTC)A room appeared, a bed, two forms entwined… the contrast of dark and light was so beautiful in this most exquisite of sacrileges. He watched the reflection of a place far away, and sighed. Even his expression of anger and jealousy was beautiful- he was, after all, an angel.
“Crowley,” he murmured, “I followed you down. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
As he left, the candles extinguished themselves behind him.
Re: Fallen: Islington/Crowley, Crowley/Aziraphale
Date: 2003-09-25 07:35 am (UTC)Re: Fallen: Islington/Crowley, Crowley/Aziraphale
Date: 2005-03-07 08:28 pm (UTC)Just erotic, nothing kinky: Gargoyle/Pigeon
Date: 2003-08-16 10:54 am (UTC)Constable Downspout awaited his paypacket with what in any other watchman would be termed as anticipation, though it was difficult to apply such a term to a creature that rarely moved above snails pace, and thought with glacial speed. Yet he looked forward to the pigeon’s arrival, the brittle snap of fragile bones, the warm rush down his throat…
And the moment he would take the feather he’d been careful to save, and he’d wrap it around his hand just so, and begin to stroke…
Constable Downspout had very few desires in life, and almost all of them involved pigeons.
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A/N Sadly, the fantastic last line is PTerry's, not mine. I'm working on the rest, I swear... :D
Re: Just erotic, nothing kinky: Gargoyle/Pigeon
>squick
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Date: 2003-08-06 10:43 pm (UTC)I'd *love* to see someone do it for Ravenous, but just pick your favourite... The line being,
"You are so beautiful when your conscience is asleep."
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Date: 2003-08-06 11:33 pm (UTC)Oooh...I challenge...
Date: 2003-08-09 05:51 am (UTC)Mmm, yes. Write away, says I.
-Vee (who doesn't know why, but admits to writing Nobby Nobbs/Fred Colon, but only that once and never again!)
Re: Oooh...I challenge...
Date: 2003-08-10 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-10 04:26 am (UTC)