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Please note: Nothing shuts up drunk boys faster than the prospect of female masturbation. And you'd think that was in a speculative kinda *NUM* kinda way, but no. No, it's more in a 'OMG GIRLS WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING' way. I'm faintly appalled at the women who insist they don't, to be honest. This might be just me, and this might be because I don't get laid, of course.

(It's kind of sad when you can't think of a single person who would willingly shag you. XD)

Remember - no one will see what you've said except me. ;)

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