I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

[nny]

I'm having a ridiculous amount of fun with these drabbles. Seriously, ridiculous. It's a Nny/Drabble pairing, and it ain't pretty. Many pairings aren't. Which, along with copperbadge, got me thinking...

I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?

I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.

*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)

Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!

A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:

1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.

2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.

3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...

4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.

5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.

6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)

Any questions about rules, let me know.

COME AND SQUICK ME!

EDIT:

We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievable slytherin_dream, who is one of the best people I've ever known, if I cannot answer your challenge you get a beautiful award that can be put up on your LiveJournal, website, whatever. Added incentive!

Comments

[slytherin-dream.livejournal.com]

Woo! I get to comment first ^_^

Okay. Firstly, I don't know if you'll consider this to be incestuous or not but...

Kreacher/one (or all) of the dead House Elf heads on poles found in 12 Gimmuald Place. And I want actual action here, not just worshiping..

Considering that the heads belong to Kreacher's forbears, I can offer you another one if this breaks rules.

Let the squickiness commence!

Kreacher/House Elf head

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Kreacher elf-handled his great-grandfather Bokken's head off the wall; his expression of tight-mouthed disapproval was a particular favourite. He propped it against the wall and opened his pot of lotion, easing the mouth open slightly so he could slip long, lotion-coated fingers inside and lubricate the tight channel.

The werewolf entered the hallway and glanced in his direction.

"What are you doing, Kreacher?"

"Not it's business what Kreacher does. Doesn't belong here, filthy half-breed, what would Mistress say?"

He pretended to notice the werewolf for the first time.

"Kreacher must... polish it, sir."

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A/N: Thanks to tboy for the last line. =)

Re: Kreacher/House Elf head

[slytherin-dream.livejournal.com]

My most darling Nny.. You astound me. You squick me as well, but most of all, you astound me.

*sniggers at Kreacher* I love Kreacher. Unfortunately, Kreacher only has eyes for his dead Uncle's shiny, supremely polished head...

*slams head on keyboard* Bad mental images! Bad!

*cough* Well done. I think ;)

Re: Kreacher/House Elf head

[sparrohawk.livejournal.com]

Laughing despite myself. And cringing. And then, laughing again. Oh, I utterly HATE Kreacher. I so enjoyed killing him off in my SSFF fic!

This is marvelous, marvelous! What a talent...

Re: Kreacher/House Elf head

[tboy.livejournal.com]

*hugs you*

Well done, sweetness. ;-)