I CHALLENGE YOU!!!
Sep. 3rd, 2003 06:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyI'm having a ridiculous amount of fun with these drabbles. Seriously, ridiculous. It's a Nny/Drabble pairing, and it ain't pretty. Many pairings aren't. Which, along with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
copperbadge, got me thinking...
I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?
I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.
*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)
Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!
A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:
1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.
2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.
3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...
4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.
5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.
6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)
Any questions about rules, let me know.
COME AND SQUICK ME!
EDIT:
We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievableslytherin_dream, who is one of the best people I've ever known, if I cannot answer your challenge you get a beautiful award that can be put up on your LiveJournal, website, whatever. Added incentive!
copperbadge, got me thinking...I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?
I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.
*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)
Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!
A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:
1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.
2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.
3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...
4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.
5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.
6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)
Any questions about rules, let me know.
COME AND SQUICK ME!
EDIT:
We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievable
slytherin_dream, who is one of the best people I've ever known, if I cannot answer your challenge you get a beautiful award that can be put up on your LiveJournal, website, whatever. Added incentive!
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Date: 2003-09-03 06:31 pm (UTC)Okay. Firstly, I don't know if you'll consider this to be incestuous or not but...
Kreacher/one (or all) of the dead House Elf heads on poles found in 12 Gimmuald Place. And I want actual action here, not just worshiping..
Considering that the heads belong to Kreacher's forbears, I can offer you another one if this breaks rules.
Let the squickiness commence!
There you go asking me for weird again
Would you like any challenge words/phrases to go with that?
Cheers!
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Date: 2003-09-03 07:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 08:45 pm (UTC)*mischeivous grin*
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Date: 2003-09-03 08:52 pm (UTC)This isn't so much a pairing as an orgy...
Kreacher, Cho, Foul Ol' Ron and Aunt Petunia mixing cocktails (not the normal kind) and playing find-the-smartie.
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Date: 2003-09-03 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 09:33 pm (UTC)Sorry. Bad day and I'm taking it out on you, here.
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Date: 2003-09-03 09:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 09:44 pm (UTC)Wow
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Date: 2003-09-04 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-04 12:51 am (UTC)Wow, that's truly disgusting...
Date: 2003-09-04 05:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-04 06:01 am (UTC)Quirrell/The Lizard in His Hands - when Minerva asks to see Wood in the movie.
Percy/Scabbers
Date: 2003-09-04 08:25 am (UTC)Scabbers stopped, nose quivering as he tasted the saltiness in the air... then he shot up the leg of Percy's boxers.
Percy grabbed for the moving lump, but couldn't help but arch his back and let out a soft groan as whiskers teased his erection.
It was as if the rat knew what it was doing to him...
Hagrid/Animagus!Wormtail
Date: 2003-09-04 08:30 am (UTC)Hagrid trembled as the tiny nose lightly touched his hand, as a whisker brushed ever so lightly against his palm...
He closed his eyes and revelled in the moment.
There was a commotion outside.
He snatched Scabbers up and carried him to the cupboard.
"It's Hermione! Quick, I'll put yeh in my secon' milk-jug, she'll never think ter look in *there*."
He sighed, and answered the door.
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A/N: Considering what we know is about to happen, this is a tragedy. I like to consider it on the same level as Romeo and Juliet. *snickers*
Hagrid/Dobby
Date: 2003-09-04 08:35 am (UTC)"Yer alrigh' with it, Harry?"
Harry nodded uncertainly.
"Just... Hagrid, how does everything... *fit*?"
"Well I won' say we haven' had problems." He shifted uncomfortably. "There's a size difference. But... 's'long as he uses plenty of lube I'm not too tight fer 'im." He winked conspiritorially at Harry.
"Y'know them rumours about House Elves? All true."
Dumbledore/Crookshanks
Date: 2003-09-04 08:40 am (UTC)A stony silence.
"You know that I wasn't thinking about her. We've been through this. I chose you."
A glare.
Dumbledore sighs, and leans back in his chair... then hurriedly jerked forward again. He had forgotten, for a moment, the claw marks that spot the back of his robes with blood. He winces, and shifts uncomfortably. His back isn't the only place decorated with claw marks, either.
Crookshanks hisses at the Headmaster, turns on his tail and stalks out of the room. Dumbledore's calls follow him out.
"I never meant to say Minerva!"
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Date: 2003-09-04 09:34 am (UTC)Re: Dumbledore/Crookshanks
Date: 2003-09-04 11:49 am (UTC)Marvelous! I am quite pleased and amazed... thought this one would be much harder than it apparently was!
The claw marks are hilarious...
Re: Hagrid/Animagus!Wormtail
Date: 2003-09-04 12:59 pm (UTC)Re: Percy/Scabbers
Date: 2003-09-04 01:04 pm (UTC)It was as if the rat knew what it was doing to him...
*chortle*
Brava, my dear.
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Date: 2003-09-04 01:05 pm (UTC)Re: Wow
Date: 2003-09-04 02:06 pm (UTC)Besides, she ruins our slashy plans. *g* Surely that should be enough of a reason to dislike her anyway? :)