I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

[nny]

I'm having a ridiculous amount of fun with these drabbles. Seriously, ridiculous. It's a Nny/Drabble pairing, and it ain't pretty. Many pairings aren't. Which, along with copperbadge, got me thinking...

I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?

I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.

*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)

Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!

A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:

1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.

2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.

3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...

4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.

5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.

6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)

Any questions about rules, let me know.

COME AND SQUICK ME!

EDIT:

We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievable slytherin_dream, who is one of the best people I've ever known, if I cannot answer your challenge you get a beautiful award that can be put up on your LiveJournal, website, whatever. Added incentive!

Comments

There you go asking me for weird again

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

Foul Ol' Ron/Coffin Henry, phlegm as lube.

Would you like any challenge words/phrases to go with that?

Cheers!

Coffin Henry/Foul Ol' Ron

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Coffin Henry cleared his throat.

"You sure about this, Ron?" He was standing nearer closer to Ron than anyone had stood in a very long time- eventually, your olfactory powers shut down.

"Millenium hand and shrimp!"

He frowned. He supposed he would have to take that as a yes- Gaspode, Ron's thinking-brain dog, had left in disgust some time before. Then again, the position Ron had folded himself into didn't leave much room for doubt.

Henry squinted, and took careful aim.

"Hawk,hawk... ptui!"

There were quiet, slick little sounds.

One finger.

Two fingers.

"Buggrit!"

"Alright Ron, I'm buggering, I'm buggering..."

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A/N: *shudders*. Eeeew. =)

Re: Coffin Henry/Foul Ol' Ron

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Brains *really* dirty now! What evil have I wrought!?!
*hangs head in shame*
At least I squicked Gaspode.

Re: Coffin Henry/Foul Ol' Ron

[(Anonymous)]

EWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

ah my
well i thought i had read it all and could not be shocked
you proved me wrong
*shudder*

Congrats :)