I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

[nny]

I'm having a ridiculous amount of fun with these drabbles. Seriously, ridiculous. It's a Nny/Drabble pairing, and it ain't pretty. Many pairings aren't. Which, along with copperbadge, got me thinking...

I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?

I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.

*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)

Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!

A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:

1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.

2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.

3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...

4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.

5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.

6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)

Any questions about rules, let me know.

COME AND SQUICK ME!

EDIT:

We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievable slytherin_dream, who is one of the best people I've ever known, if I cannot answer your challenge you get a beautiful award that can be put up on your LiveJournal, website, whatever. Added incentive!

Comments

[femmequixotic]

How about Percy/Scabbers?

*mischeivous grin*

[setissma.livejournal.com]

I loff your icon. I loff it more than I should, at any given point in times. I worship it. Truly.

[femmequixotic]

*grin* Thank you. A little Tonks is always a good thing, in my book. ;)

Percy/Scabbers

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Percy lay on his bed, in only his boxers, and let Scabbers run over his stomach. He shifted restlessly as the rat's whiskers teased his wrist; when the explorations reached the sensitive skin of his inner thighs he could feel himself hardening.

Scabbers stopped, nose quivering as he tasted the saltiness in the air... then he shot up the leg of Percy's boxers.

Percy grabbed for the moving lump, but couldn't help but arch his back and let out a soft groan as whiskers teased his erection.

It was as if the rat knew what it was doing to him...

Re: Percy/Scabbers

[femmequixotic]

Now that was sheer brilliance. *jaw drops in awe* Damn. I'd almost like to see more of that pairing... *grin*

It was as if the rat knew what it was doing to him...

*chortle*

Brava, my dear.

Re: Percy/Scabbers

[npetrenko.livejournal.com]

Loved it.

Re: Percy/Scabbers

[exbentley]

Dear god, I love you :o