I CHALLENGE YOU!!!
Sep. 3rd, 2003 06:52 pmI'm having a ridiculous amount of fun with these drabbles. Seriously, ridiculous. It's a Nny/Drabble pairing, and it ain't pretty. Many pairings aren't. Which, along with
copperbadge, got me thinking...
I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?
I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.
*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)
Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!
A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:
1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.
2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.
3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...
4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.
5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.
6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)
Any questions about rules, let me know.
COME AND SQUICK ME!
EDIT:
We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievable
slytherin_dream, who is one of the best people I've ever known, if I cannot answer your challenge you get a beautiful award that can be put up on your LiveJournal, website, whatever. Added incentive!

I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?
I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.
*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)
Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!
A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:
1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.
2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.
3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...
4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.
5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.
6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)
Any questions about rules, let me know.
COME AND SQUICK ME!
EDIT:
We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievable
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Date: 2003-09-03 09:03 pm (UTC)Dumbledore/Crookshanks
Date: 2003-09-04 08:40 am (UTC)A stony silence.
"You know that I wasn't thinking about her. We've been through this. I chose you."
A glare.
Dumbledore sighs, and leans back in his chair... then hurriedly jerked forward again. He had forgotten, for a moment, the claw marks that spot the back of his robes with blood. He winces, and shifts uncomfortably. His back isn't the only place decorated with claw marks, either.
Crookshanks hisses at the Headmaster, turns on his tail and stalks out of the room. Dumbledore's calls follow him out.
"I never meant to say Minerva!"
Re: Dumbledore/Crookshanks
Date: 2003-09-04 11:49 am (UTC)Marvelous! I am quite pleased and amazed... thought this one would be much harder than it apparently was!
The claw marks are hilarious...
Re: Dumbledore/Crookshanks
Date: 2003-09-04 02:48 pm (UTC)Re: Dumbledore/Crookshanks
Date: 2003-09-05 03:52 pm (UTC)Re: Dumbledore/Crookshanks
Date: 2003-09-10 07:29 pm (UTC)