I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

[nny]

I'm having a ridiculous amount of fun with these drabbles. Seriously, ridiculous. It's a Nny/Drabble pairing, and it ain't pretty. Many pairings aren't. Which, along with copperbadge, got me thinking...

I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?

I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.

*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)

Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!

A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:

1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.

2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.

3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...

4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.

5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.

6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)

Any questions about rules, let me know.

COME AND SQUICK ME!

EDIT:

We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievable slytherin_dream, who is one of the best people I've ever known, if I cannot answer your challenge you get a beautiful award that can be put up on your LiveJournal, website, whatever. Added incentive!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

OK ok how about

minerva mcgonnagle/remus lupin in animal form?

McGonagall/Wolf Lupin

[villainny.livejournal.com]

One night, in their seventh year, they lost him. Only for a couple of hours, closer to a sleeping Hogwarts than Hogsmeade, so they told themselves that the danger was virtually non-existent. Yet they didn't tell him, didn't want to worry him, but left an ear open for any news that was out of the ordinairy.

The only strange thing was that Professor McGonagall didn't arrive at breakfast, though she was at their Transfiguration lesson later that day, flushed pink and looking younger than she had as long as she'd been teaching them.

She wouldn't catch Remus' eye, either.

Re: McGonagall/Wolf Lupin

[(Anonymous)]

LOL! fucking excellent!Good for you for meeting my challenge.... time for a new one...hmmmm *puts thinking cap on*

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