I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

[nny]

I'm having a ridiculous amount of fun with these drabbles. Seriously, ridiculous. It's a Nny/Drabble pairing, and it ain't pretty. Many pairings aren't. Which, along with copperbadge, got me thinking...

I'm pretty proud of the drabbles I've done. I have successfully drabbled Nobby/Filch, Umbridge/Filch, and Death of Rats/Mrs Norris. So... what would it take to break me?

I CHALLENGE YOU to provide your most squicky pairing. *Only* one each, because I only have ten fingers (please, don't be pedantic), and only four of them type. Should I finish your drabble, *then* you can post another one.

*If* I cannot drabble your pairing, *if* you manage to confound my tinylittle mind, I will write you a short PWP of your favourite pairing. As a reward for being the Sickest Puppy in the Pound.(tm)

Thing is, this is only gonna be fun if everyone joins in. Please, give me a pairing! Tell yout friends! Pimp me shamelessly!

A couple of Rules, to ensure my sanity remains intact:

1) Only one pairing at a time from each person. I finish your pairing, you're welcome to add another.

2) NO INCEST! I'm sorry, but that's final. I do *not* do incest.

3) It has to be a fandom I've heard of. This means Harry Potter, Discworld, the less obscure LotR characters, X-Files, Neverwhere...

4) No Skinner from the X-Files. Just... no.

5) Should I answer the challenge badly or incompletely, you can request a better/more satisfying drabble, but only if you have the weight of public opinion behind you.

6) No multiple pairings. Well... maybe threesomes in a special case... but please remember I only have 100 words. =)

Any questions about rules, let me know.

COME AND SQUICK ME!

EDIT:

We now have an award! Thanks to the unbelievable slytherin_dream, who is one of the best people I've ever known, if I cannot answer your challenge you get a beautiful award that can be put up on your LiveJournal, website, whatever. Added incentive!

Comments

Dobby/Lucius Malfoy

[villainny.livejournal.com]

“Mr Malfoy,” Dobby said, buckling the leather cuffs, “should not have tried to harm Harry Potter.”

Lucius groaned softly.

“Dobby must punish Mr Malfoy.” A snap of the House Elf’s fingers, and the chains snapped taut, pulling Lucius abruptly to his feet, pinning him harshly against the wall. Lucius licked his lips, leaving them glistening in the dungeon torchlight.

“Mr Malfoy must learn to do only as Dobby tells him.” A leather whip ran softly between long, spindly fingers. The House Elf cracked the whip to one side. Lucius whimpered.

“Does Mr Malfoy understand Dobby?” He smiled.

“God, yes. Please…”

Re: Dobby/Lucius Malfoy

[goseaward.livejournal.com]

That's...that's...beautiful. Thank you. :)

Re: Dobby/Lucius Malfoy

[npetrenko.livejournal.com]

That was great.